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Bernie Sanders 2016 -




OBAMA IS THE ENEMY OF THE UNITED STATES -




Obama's Nefarious Priorities -




CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done...




MALIGNANT NARCISSISM - Yep, that's what they call it when you refer to yourself 144 times in your inaugural speech, write 2 autobiographies before age 45 without having accomplished anything in your life other than vote present >130 times.




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




MARX, LENIN, AND MAO - It's probably not fair to compare Obama to those guys They had way more political experience




Papal Hypocrisy -




KARL MARX - The father of modern sociology a.k.a. Socialist Sympathy 101 to you Republicans.




MALIGNANT NARCISSISM - Yep, that's what they call it when you refer to yourself 144 times in your inaugural speech, write 2 autobiographies before age 45 without having accomplished anything in your life other than vote present >130 times.




Obama is communist -




THE COMMIE-NAZIS - The Totalitarian Liberal Marxist Fascist Party that will DESTROY US ALL! (According to Republicans, that is.)


TAGS: fascism communism nazism socialism marxism
Rating: 2.36/5

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Cannabal - February 28, 2014, 2:14 am
When in doubt, play the Hitler Card. #13051
RonaldReagan - February 27, 2014, 11:11 pm
Funny. Not a fan of radicals who compare Bush or Obama to Hitler or Nazis. Making fun of a politician is one thing. Comparing them to murderers is insane and depraved.


Stupid Socialist Sanders -




Liberal Hypocrisy -


TAGS: liberal hypocrisy ronald reagan too old bernie sanders senile socialist democrat liberal hippie vermont marxist
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - September 16, 2015, 1:14 am
Well they must believe that whoever he picks as his vp will carry on his policies when he has to step down.


Bernie Sanders 2016 -




Karl Marx & Bernie Sanders -


TAGS: bernie sanders 2016 karl marx socialist democrat communism socialism commie codger vermont hippie feel the bern feelthebern
Rating: 4.82/5

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Oldsod - October 8, 2015, 5:54 pm
Now, I don't think that's quite true...didn't Sanders used to fry chicken?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARL MARX - May 5th, also Barack Obama Kicks Off his Presidential Campaign.




FIRST - we re-educate the children




Liberal Idiots -




HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF INNOCENTS - Have been brutally murdered in the advancement of Marxism, Socialism, collectivism, Communism, etc. How many have been brutally murdered in Capitalist economies???




If You Ever Feel Stupid... -




Eco-Pope Francis -




Idiot In Chief Obama -




MARXISM - I can beleive in!




INTRODUCING MITT ROMNEY! - Communist Mitt Romney sells American jobs to communist China for a profit. (Now we know why RED is the GOP's favorite color!)




HATE MONGERING MARXIST - That's what his speeches are telling us these days. His rich taking up the wealth rhetoric is like saying people are stupid because the smart have used up all the available IQ.


TAGS: hate mongering marxist
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 13, 2012, 10:13 pm
http://twitchy.com/2012/10/13/more-obama-supporters-threaten-to-kill-romney-if-he-becomes-president/


OBAMARXISM - Not the hopey-changey stuff people thought they were going to get from the community agitator!




THE OBAMA LEGACY - This is how we will remember Barack- confiscator and destroyer of wealth




DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned




Thank You, Dear Leader -




MARX BROTHERS - They all have the same motto




AMERICA IS FACED WITH MANY THREATS TODAY. THREE THAT ARE MOST OBVIOUS: - Progressive socialist liberal movement; Islamic Jihadist; Obama administration.




T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY!




THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND - As those who will not see....




THE UNITED STATES DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE -




Bernie & Obama -


TAGS: bernie sanders barack obama socialists liberal democrats moonbats marxists agitators demagogues firebrands dnc vermont hippie
Rating: 4.8/5

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Cannabal - October 13, 2015, 4:25 pm
Wait, Obama is Socialist?
Libertas - October 11, 2015, 10:33 pm
you mean 2009?


OBAMARXIST I -




TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack!




TWO REASONS - To Vote for Romney/Ryan They're not Obama, and They're not Marxist. But, I repeat myself




SILVER LINING - I just found mine!




PRESIDENT'S DAY - Oh, Never mind, we'll go back to celebrating it when we have a president who respects the Constitution.


TAGS: marxist
Rating: 3.76/5

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DEMOCRACY - "Democracy is the road to socialism." -KARL MARX


TAGS: democracy socialism marx occutards
Rating: 3.7/5

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thatmfguy - September 21, 2012, 8:19 am
Democracy is the pathway to that..look around you. Support liberty, not democracy.
MarxistHypocrisy101 - September 20, 2012, 5:14 pm
Suuuuuure, just so long as you deliberately ignore the fact that socialism inevitably winds up being anti-democratic, particularly the dogmatically totalitarian nightmare that idiot Marx dreamed up.


WELL CONNECTED - Does anyone still doubt that a radical is in the White House? Look at who has supported (funded) him and who he as supported.




PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...)




Comrade De Blasio -




Democrats Retreat From Reality -




Pope Francis' Mind-Blowing Display of Stupidity & Hypocrisy -




OBAMUNISM/MARXISM - The clues were there, all you had to do was be able to read!




" 21ST CENTURY VERSION OF SOUP LINES " - Job Losses Prove Stimulus Worked.




THE CURE - The diseases: Obamanomics, obamunism, obamacare, obamalady, Spreadding the wealth, Obamarxism etc.




OBAMA: QUIT CRYIN' AND COMPLAININ' - "Take off your bedroom slippers. Put on your marching shoes,"




INTERPRET "CHARISMATIC RADICALS" AS . . - Knuckleheads.




MARXISM FOR DUMMIES -




CLASS WARFARE - Because nothing says he cares for the jobless like his golfing, fundraising and bouts of attacking Republicans with ideas for getting America on the right track




THE FACE OF SOCIALISM - Take a good look at the face of Socialism before you vote this November. Your Children's grandchildren's financial obligations are at stake as this marxist spendaholic pisses away their futures.




MARXIST - Too bad this is what most liberals think when you mention Marxism. They like to ignore the genocide, political prisoners,and the dark side of this political evil.




WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would've be far better than this second term of President Carter.




KARL MARX ONCE SAID - No war but class war and that's that




FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In!




GREAT POT HEADS NO. 4 BERRY -




MMMMMM! - Your perfume is driving me crazy! Is it Commie Klein? No, it's RED Door.




NASCAR PRESIDENT - Going 200 mph in a constant left turn. If he doesn't pit, he'll spin this country right into the wall.




CLASSIC COMEDY - Too bad it ends in Tragedy...




THE FEAR OF MARXISM - Motivating the ignorant in America for decades.




DEFEND AMERICA DEFEAT OBAMA - Get the Muslim Rookie Out of the White House. IMPEACH!




Castro: Old Marxists Never Die -




Conservative logic -


TAGS: marx brothers
Rating: 5/5

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birddseedd - November 30, 2013, 10:55 am
Good example of conservative vs liberal, liberals don't use facts


PUTTIN LIPSTICK ON A ... - There ain't enough lipstick in the universe to convince us to vote for this community organizer for a second term




COMMUNIST MANIFESTO - Because the U.S.S.R. was so successful




OBAMARXIST II -




REPUBLICANS - How they view democrats


TAGS: marx
Rating: 4.2/5

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Rudedog - March 1, 2013, 10:33 pm
Thanks PFox
PapaFox - March 1, 2013, 8:52 pm
Heh, good pair of posts, RD.


FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE - Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, Fascists, Communists, Statists




HOPE - ...left us on January 20, 2009. Now we are just left with this man's audacity.




DON BERWICK - Another Obama Appointed Marxist: Socialized Healthcare = Wealth Redistribution




CARD CARRYING... - Trying to make a failed concept more palatable for the U.S......




WHAT KIND OF MAN USES CHILDREN TO PEDDLE A GUN GRAB? - a liberal socialist with tight underwear




OBAMACARE'S GOAL - This was never about getting affordable health care to Americans or ending unfair practices by doctors and insurance companies. From the start, this was about Marxism.




OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis!




RIGHT ON COURSE -




MAYDAY ,MAYDAY AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM! - " MayDay Parade 2011 " If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility.




THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed!




ACORN - acorns are also nuts!


TAGS: marxists
Rating: 3.75/5

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BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them.




$9.3 TRILLION - The projected deficit calculated for 2010-2019 by the Congressional Budget Office based on Obama's proposals. Source: http://www.cbo.gov/




DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer.




HOPE AND CHANGE - Not exactly the change you were hoping for? Welcome to the land of Marxism and totalitarianism.


TAGS: marxism
Rating: 3.55/5

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TOTUS - -Teleprompter Of The United States-




PARTS OF THE CONSTITUTION CHANGED OVER TIME -




OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.




HAPPY-GO-LUCKY - I'm glad you're getting a good laugh Mr. President. People are losing their retirement, kids college money, homes & jobs. But, you go and have a good time, sir.




THE OBAMA SOTU MANTRA - Doubling Down on Socialism


TAGS: sotu obama socialism marxism 2013
Rating: 3.25/5

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ughomer - February 13, 2013, 6:32 am
Did the Messiah pause for a gulp of water during this hour-long speech?


OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can.




Karl Marx: Republican Socialist -


TAGS: marx lincoln socialism communism gop
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 11:25 pm

I've read your posts, have you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 8:06 pm

Hey Rerun, did you hear I own the site now? Some anonymous troll said so.
rerun - October 29, 2014, 7:54 pm

I'm also Jewish, but I married a Catholic Asian just so I could pollute the gene pool even more. I hope you are happy now....and I have reproduced as well.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 7:16 pm

If you're so secure in yourself, why do you feel the need to keep coming back here trying to make your point? Is it because no one (not even you) knows what that point is?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 7:14 pm

Proven wrong, the wild troll falls back on the classic "nothing you say bothers me" routine and attempts to change the subject.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 6:02 pm

You're dead wrong. We're all moderators and Motinet owns the site. You can't even keep that much straight.
Cannabal - October 29, 2014, 5:14 pm
Nice straw men, Farmer Brown.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 4:21 pm

Motinet is most certainly an American, Rerun is as well. I'm the only Canadian here. Get YOUR facts straight.
Cannabal - October 29, 2014, 4:08 pm
I'm well aware of who runs this site, and since you are also aware, then why bother coming here to this forum? Especially a forum where the majority of content here panders to your point of view? The Canadian miscreants have been most accommodating.
Cannabal - October 29, 2014, 3:55 pm
The f'uck and sh'it you talkin' about, Gilligan?
Cannabal - October 29, 2014, 3:47 pm
What "liberal foreigner" bias? The amount of conservative and just plain right-winged posters on this site far outweighs the "Liberal" content on this site--just look at the top 3 posters here: their combined posters make up the majority of the content.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 3:46 pm

Go troll somewhere else, maybe 4**** will enjoy your persecution complex.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 3:44 pm

I'm not wasting my time trying to figure out the ramblings of an anonymous whiner. I have no political affiliations, I'm not even American, I'm not concerned with the blame game both sides play here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 3:16 pm

BTW, if you're one of the two members I banned for a week just the other night, You definitely brought it on yourself, you both did. And you were both banned for the same amount of time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 3:13 pm

I hear the same BS from the conservatives who think I'm favoring the liberals. You be a man and have the guts to post who you are. Or just keep complaining about how you've been treated unfairly when you probably brought your ban on yourself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 1:23 pm

The censor isn't in place just for fun. We need to keep the swearing to the bare minimum. Just don't subvert the censor, your point still comes across.
Cannabal - October 29, 2014, 1:08 pm
What's the big deal? He spouts his Nazi bulls'hit, and I reb*** in kind that he go f'uck himsself for being a goddam'ned Nazi. Isn't that free speech is all about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2014, 8:12 am

Why does every member here think that the best way to deal with a problem is to create another problem? Use the report feature when someone pisses you off, and don't a**ume we're just ignoring the problem.
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 8:15 pm
And yet if my name was "politif'uck," you'd have absolutely no problem with that? And I reserve the right to subvert the censor when dealing with a Nazi twat; and let's not forget that the censor cannot adequately discriminate between good & bad words.
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 8:15 pm
And yet if my name was "politif'uck," you'd have absolutely no problem with that? And I reserve the right to subvert the censor when dealing with a Nazi twat; and let's not forget that the censor cannot adequately discriminate between good & bad words.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2014, 7:06 pm

I understand your frustration cannabal, but you need to stop subverting the censor and the name calling. Take the high road.
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 5:04 pm
Well, thanks for playing politif'uckhead, you certainly mixed things up here by a**erting your d***ably stupid and inherently flawed National Socialist ideology. Don't the door hit you on your flat, narrow, white a'ss on the way out, you Fascist c'untwipe
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 5:00 pm
"I love it when people make up definitions for words they don't understand. Cultural Marxism is just another buzzword used by morons in an argument" Couldn't have said it better myself. Nice to see that 4**** don't take you Nazi ****stains seriously.
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 4:58 pm
And what, pray tell, was positive about Nazism in reality? The Death Camps sure as f'uck weren't positive.
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 4:55 pm
Yep, it's all the Jews fault. When in doubt, blame the Jews, because they threaten to taint the shallow pool of genome for the Great White Aryan Mater Race, the same one which couldn't win World War 2.
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 4:54 pm
That's interesting, because Capitalism is doing that exact same thing right now. Does that make it a Bolshevik system?
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 4:50 pm
What I see is not so much a reality, but the absolute extremes that two systems can produce; both of which are contrasted with an unrealistic ideal that the supporters themselves can't even emulate, never aspire to or even achieve for that matter.
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 4:44 pm
People in North Korea are miserable and opressed because they live under total despotism.
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 4:43 pm
Lenin took Marxism to launch a People's Revolution in Russia to overthrow a worthless monarchy administered by the Romanovs. He later rationalized that only an "intelligentsia," which later made Russia nothing more than an autocratic oligarchy.
Cannabal - October 28, 2014, 4:37 pm
Well, this is a new. We actually have a died-in-the-wool Nationalist Socialist on the website. Welcome to Politifake, you Fascist piece of ****, you.
politifuck - October 28, 2014, 1:06 am
Basically, marxism was proven a failure in economics, so it moved on to infest other areas of society to save face (even more soft social sciences, where its failure is not so apparent). https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/23901077/#23901635
politifuck - October 28, 2014, 1:01 am
Democracy is clearly abysmal and doomed to failure, and Communism is just retarded in general. http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/25372609/#25391218
politifuck - October 28, 2014, 12:57 am
There's nothing positive about Marxism that exists within the realm of reality. Liberalism is destructive and a sign a society is on the verge of collapse from within. http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/25372609/#25380393
politifuck - October 28, 2014, 12:53 am
These Jews (who also operated in Germany [until Hitler kicked the mout] and America) also funded the Soviets from the Bolshevik revolution onwards. http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/25372609/#25374105
politifuck - October 28, 2014, 12:51 am
Greed, Marxism, Jewish Zionism, and Communism ruined it for everyone. SEE IMAGE: http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1386/74/1386743968523.jpg
politifuck - October 28, 2014, 12:47 am
Bolshevism creates a stone age, underdeveloped economy, in which neither physical, nor intellectual work is honoured, and it pays starvation wages for all http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/25372609/#25372650
politifuck - October 28, 2014, 12:44 am
There is almost a century of empirical evidence which shows that Marxism does not work, people living under it are miserable and oppressed
politifuck - October 28, 2014, 12:41 am
Karl Marx was a failure who died in absolute poverty because no one even then would take him seriously. It took better men like Lenin to mould his philosophy into something worth fighting for.
politifuck - October 28, 2014, 12:40 am
A real f***ing moron. Communism is basically pseudosocial science that doesn't take into account a lot of human variables. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/28205371/#28208507
Curlyrocks - May 3, 2013, 5:26 pm
Don't know what to think of this, mind bogglingly trippy. 5L


Capitalist Pigs -


TAGS: capitalism animal farm industrialism marxism
Rating: 3/5

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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 11:48 am
Good book, especially for the Cold War period.


EPILOGUE - by Barry Soetoro




MY LIFE, MY WORK - Look at the bigger picture




A TYPICAL COMMIE ROMNEY SUPPORTER - With friends like this, Romney doesn't need enemies.


TAGS: romney supporter losing funny grouchomarxist
Rating: 2.6/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 28, 2012, 12:06 am
Gargle first
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:29 pm
In the 2010 elections, they were off by 13 house seats and Nate Silver was off about the same
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 9:32 pm
Need a tissue, teabagger? Looks like you just got teabagged. P.S. You don't get under other's skins. We just like taking turns beating on the villiage idiot. Need a cookie?lol
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 9:31 pm
NEWSFLASH: http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/ Obama re-election chances now at 74%
GrouchoMarxist - October 27, 2012, 9:24 pm
Newsflash... realize it really isn't me getting under p***'s skin as much as he can read the current polls..
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:31 pm
NEWSFLASH: According to the reliable never wrong Princeton Election Consortium. Probability of Obama re-election: Random Drift Model 87%, Bayesian Prediction 96%. President Obama leading handsomely in early turnouts.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:21 pm
Need another tissue?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 7:37 pm
Just as some canadians make it more difficult for other, more reasonable canadians to be taken seriously in the global community
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 7:09 pm
to think people like this vote- choosing uncle Obama's banana! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=b2HSo3yywDU#!
GrouchoMarxist - October 27, 2012, 6:54 pm
Must be tough... I'm getting under the p***'s skin...
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UrOmhH2PeI&feature=relmfu
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:45 pm
fast and furious #2? http://patriotupdate.com/articles/is-there-a-deeper-plot-to-benghazi#ixzz2AVY3vMNu
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:34 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmb59wFlmCU&feature=related
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EohGmG-QUhA
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:30 pm
Like the obama drones on the Jimmy Kimmel show, who say that Obama won the bebate some 3 hours before it actually happened! Or the Obama drones that said Michelle Obama won the first lady debate? bwahahahahaha
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 3:49 pm
LOL. That was very gentlemanly of you, mate. Very scientific. I take it back. Groucho is not a teabagger. He just suffers from a pathological addiction to scrotum sacks on the forehead.
crankyhead - October 27, 2012, 1:56 pm
I never said that America gets laughed at worldwide. What I said was, some Americans, make it difficult for other, more reasonable Americans, to be taken seriously in the global community.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 1:00 pm
This from a bloke who pretends to be an African American veteran to score points in argument online. Cranky was right, you're the reason America gets laughed at worldwide, wanker.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 12:59 pm
Probability of Obama re-election: Random Drift Model 88%, Bayesian Prediction 96%.... You were saying, mate? These scientific models have NEVER been wrong.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 11:45 am
did you really expect anything less from liberal clowns?
foxrecon19d - October 27, 2012, 11:44 am
Lame, personal attack that screams- PRESIDENT ROMNEY! Really, at this point, this is all that the Obama supporters have left after Obama dropped the nuclear bomb on his own campaign.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 9:07 am
*SPIT TEA ONTO COMPUTER* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Groucho's identity final revealed! EPIC PWN... A masterpiece, mate! *THUMBS UP* P.S. Hey, Groucho, need a tissue? lol
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 9:05 am
Typical liberal- resort to insult because you certainly can't win on the issues!
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 9:04 am
lame personal attack!


If Democracy is a joke. -




OBAMA MAKES DIRECTION CLEAR! - And his sheep are sure to follow...




TEABAGGERS SURE QUOTE MARX A LOT! -


TAGS: teabaggers tea for brains marx gop communism
Rating: 1.94/5

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ChadAllen - June 3, 2013, 10:00 am
Funny your attributing the traits of the Democratic Fascist Party to people who believe in responsible Government & controlled spending, but with so many Useful Idiots out there dependent on government hand outs off the labor of others it's no surprise.


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